Thursday, December 23, 2010

Laughter the best medicine





Came across this funny stuffs on someone's new year resolutions.


Resolution #1
2000    : I will read at least 10 books a year.
2001    : I will read 5 books a year.
2002    : I will finish the Pelican Brief.
2003    : I will read some articles in the newspaper this year.
2004    : I will read at least 1 article this year.


Resolution #2
2002    : I will try to be a better husband to Marge.
2003    : I will not leave Marge.
2004    : I will try for a reconciliation with Marge.
2005    : I will try to be a better husband to Wanda.


Resolution #3
2002    : I will not let my boss push me around.
2003    : I will not let my sadistic boss drive me to the point of suicide.
2004    : I will stick up for my rights when my boss bullies me.
2005    : I will tell Dr Hodger and the group about my boss.


The above was taken from Ahajokes.com




--moon




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