Came across this funny stuffs on someone's new year resolutions.
Resolution #1
2000 : I will read at least 10 books a year.
2001 : I will read 5 books a year.
2002 : I will finish the Pelican Brief.
2003 : I will read some articles in the newspaper this year.
2004 : I will read at least 1 article this year.
Resolution #2
2002 : I will try to be a better husband to Marge.
2003 : I will not leave Marge.
2004 : I will try for a reconciliation with Marge.
2005 : I will try to be a better husband to Wanda.
Resolution #3
2002 : I will not let my boss push me around.
2003 : I will not let my sadistic boss drive me to the point of suicide.
2004 : I will stick up for my rights when my boss bullies me.
2005 : I will tell Dr Hodger and the group about my boss.
The above was taken from Ahajokes.com
--moon
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